LONESOME JAC
Lonesome Jac has been so lucky. Shes the girl with golden hair. She wants to sing it out to everybodywhat a joy, what a life, what a chance.....
That aside, Lonesome Jac has been singing for many a year. She crooned herself out of the womb sometime in the 1970s and hasnt stopped singing since.
Even when shes in a crowd, chances are shell still be humming to herself. And even when shes asleep, the voices in her head are still singing her pretty songs. It was, in fact, those same voices that told her to go seek Miss Chris and Jo-Lo and spread joy and love to all peoples singing with the now legendary combo lonesomes.
Since the Britney suing incident of 2005, however, Lonesome Jac mostly finds herself writing country songs about a travelling whore - and thinks that this is perfectly normal.
Lonesome Jac is a naturally gifted performer able to play any song at all on just three chords (preferably with the same rhythm). She is personable, clean, loves animals and has a GSOH, as well as Gas Central Heating. She lives a very healthy, outdoorsy life - never shying away from extreme sports. She is not at all afraid of horses, driving or sudden loud noises. She does not find that her obsession with Elvis Presley in any way affects her day-to-day life.
Lonesome Jac presently lives alone.
